Mánudagur og eins og venjulega er pósthólfið mitt fullt af fyndni, ég er ekkert skárri með að nenna ekki að einbeita mér 100% að vinnunni, les allt og skemmti mér vel:)
... en mig langar til að deila gleðinni með ykkur þannig að ég ætla að pósta nokkrum, sem fengu mig til að brosa breiðar - án þess þó að hlæja upphátt því eins og áður sagði þá er ég í vinnunni og ég er ekki í skemmtilegu verkefni núna þannig að ég reyni að hlæja ekki mikið upphátt, svona til að draga ekki athyglina að því að ég er ekki að vinna akkúrat þá stundina ;)
þegar ég segi "ekki skemmtilegu" þá er ég að meina að það er umtalsverður kátínuskortur frekar en leiðinlegt, gleðifæð frekar en óáhugavert - er "gleðifæð" orð? :)
annars er ég yfirleitt mjög einbeitt og dugleg í vinnunni en það er mánudagur ... eftir helgi ;)
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can Iget to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
og að lokum eitt ljóð sem heitir "Sometimes":
when you cry
no one sees your tears.
when you are in pain
no one sees your hurt.
when you are worried
no one sees your stress.
when you are happy
no one sees your smile .
But FART!! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
Lifið heil og gleðilegan mánudag